Good evening all, and welcome to the Dating - I mean - Mating Game.
It's been a wonderful Summer here at Krazo Acres and all the goat ladies have been working on their best hay-bellies and practicing their tail flagging flirting with each other, all in anticipation of the fall breeding season.
So let's meet the Does for the 2015 Breeding Season, shall we?
|Pickles, the Screaming Goat|
(LOUD applause from the buck pen, and lots of snorting)
(Booo's and hisses from the Buck Pen. Little does the prissy bitch know that I'm going to lock her in with the smelliest buck this year.)
Let's give it up for Annette! (crickets chirping in the distance)
(Excited applause. From MamaGoat)
Black; like my bucks.
(Whoops & frantic applause from one particular section of the buck pen)
(No applause but lots of commotion claiming rights over the few persimmon trees in the yard)
Let's give all our Doe contestants a big round of applause!
In our next episode we'll interview the Lucky Bucks - Herman, Studly Do'Right and Moe-lassas.