No, I'm not talking about that Voldemort dude from the Harry Potter books. I'm talking about those, those..... (looks around, whispers) g. o. a. t. s.
Just yesterday I was starting another blog post on the, uhm, four legged creatures that I keep for milk and was thinking, "Man, I sure do talk about _ _ _ _ _ a lot on this blog". And then just today, I was reminded by SciFiChick that I am, in fact, that blog that everyone goes to if they ever get the urge to start keeping _ _ _ _ _ so they know why they shouldn't keep them.
Then I felt like I should maybe change the background on my blog to reflect the fact that I spend a majority of my blogging posts focused on them. But I scratched that idea when I remembered how difficult it was to put the Pop-Tart Rainbow Kitty on my background. And come on, who doesn't like mass produced sugary pastries with a feline head that farts rainbows? Besides, it throws off the NSA guys.
I didn't mean for this to be a "G" blog, really I didn't. But every spring, obviously around kidding time, they totally consume my blog and almost all of my waking hours. Which is an inordinate amount of waking hours because I don't sleep more than fours at a time.
So in order to give you, my loyal and probably a little insane readers a caprine reprieve, I promise not to even type the "G" word for an entire week. Can I do it? I'm not quite sure, but I'll try. So starting tomorrow, I will attempt to amuse you with the things going on here at Krazo Acres other than those involving the time, money and sanity-sucking monsters that have taken over my life.