Dear Fall Freaks and Northern Nutjobs,
It is the fourth day of September. I know you are all excited about kicking Summer's bikini clad butt out the door and dragging Fall in by it's auburn hair, but it is not yet time for Pumpkin Spice.
Don't get me wrong. I love Pumpkins. I love spices. I love Pumpkin Spice. I love Fall and the weather changing and the beautiful fall colors and fall smells.
But if I'm still eating watermelon & drinking sweet tea and sweating my ass off in the 90+ degree heat, the last thing I want is to be inundated with is Pumpkin Spice EVERYTHING.
So, please. Can we at least wait until the Autumnal Equinox until we stock the store shelves and plaster the interwebs with everything from Pumpkin & Cream Flavored coffees to Pumpkin Spice hemorrhoidal creams?
Swampass In Arkansas