Hey honey, would you mind passing me that bucket of chicken?
So. Did images of a cardboard tub filled with fried chicken pop into your head?
How about putting on your boots to go out? Do you think of these:
.....with the intention of going into town for dinner, a movie and some dancing?
.....because you don't want to ruin the only semi-good pair of shoes you have with runny chicken crap?
How about going into town to pick up chicks? This:
Can you imagine if you (a farmgal/guy) were overheard talking to another farmgal/guy at a city restaurant about having to slaughter the kids over the weekend because you didn't want to deal with them anymore? Or the shocked looks you'd get from city-menfolk when you were discussing castrating the bull calves?
Have you ever had any misunderstandings caused by the misinterpretation of farmish lingo? If so, please share so we can all enjoy your story!